NEW FLASH... Stay Alive is worse than actually dying

To think, we sit and bash these remakes and sequel/prequel pieces of preverbal garbage when in all actuality they are more entertaining and watchable than some of the original material out there... case in point Stay Alive, the newest in a line of steal my money, make no sense, have no ending, should have cost 20 dollars but most likely cost 20 million horror flicks out today.
If you're looking for something to make you soil your britches then, by all means, go see this movie... But I warn you, they are cheap scares like noises from nowhere, quick moving cameras, and ghosts popping up and running in the background. I am someone that loves the true scare, a scare that can cause you to fear it for the rest of your life (For me it was Umpa Lumpas... and if you don't think those mothers are creepy there is something wrong with you)
When you watch a good horror movie it deals with, actual, frightening things like Nightmare on Elm street (Your Dreams/Nightmares) Halloween (Serial Killer that Won't Die) or Dawn of the Dead (Zombies) not just cheap, easy scares...
But here’s the low down, Milo Ventimiglia (Gilmore Girls) was good, but only in it for a short amount of time, actually only one scene in the beginning before the STAY ALIVE Slate ran other than that the only true highlights were Samaire Armstrong (the OC, and ENTORAGE) and Sophie Bush (Presidential Kin folk) They weren't Oscar worthy performances but Samaire holds a special place in my heart because of her TV work although I think she could use a sandwich (SKINNNNNNY) and Ms. Bush could have been a bit less text-book Goth girl, with witch books and black hair... but I’d have to say they were the highlights of the film, them and the Hebrew Hammer Himself, Adam Goldburg.



Frankie "Still Look Twelve" Muinz was sub par if not less and should have died but didn't, I will assume it's because he's a virgin and everyone knows virgins don't die in Horror Flicks (Thank you Scream 1) which means Frankie is most likely never going to die... Some cat from out of nowhere Jon Foster (T3) was the lead and on a scale of one to ten in this movie, Ten being Milo and 1 being Frankie Unpopped Cherry I would rate him about a 6 or a five because he was emotionless and a major girl when it came to Fire (He was burned as a child for one day sucking in a horror movie or something)
SERIOUSLY... They screwed up something that has always been entertaining to me since the 8-bit days and that is my beloved Video Games, Not even Video Games could save this movie because THEY KILLED EVER DECENTLY COOL GUY CHATACTURE!
Adam Goldburg, Jimmi Simpson, and Milo Vintimiglia should have spent the whole movie playing the video game and beating dead bitches up but that didn’t happen, instead we got another 2hrs of feces being thrown on the wall and seeing what sticks. After Seeing the Hills Have Eyes and Stay Alive I really want someone to start putting movie executives in prison for murder in the 1st degree....
BECASUE THEY ARE KILLING MOVIES AS WE KNOW IT.........................................................

Don't Go See it, Don't give them more money, if you go see this movie then the Terrorists will win!!!

TGFA 78 out




PS. Terrorists wont actually win if you go see this movie